Over the years, KFC has been developing a chicken-based organism. "These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them."

Or maybe...just maybe...it's all a lie. Snopes will tell you more.

Have a great weekend! We're having a barbecue tonight, and I just remembered I'm supposed to defrost the chicken.

-Snopes: Tastes Like Chicken